Listen up, journalists of The Telegraph, The Guardian and others; prick up your ears, pedants of the Apostrophe Protection Society: your holy squiggle is neither grammar nor punctuation. It’s orthography and, as such, a convention — and a fairly inconsistent one at that, like most English spelling.
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